Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this legal? A: Define legal. Q: Can I delete my data? A: Sure. Just delete the blockchain. Q: How do I opt out? A: You don’t. But you can buy back in. Q: Is this gambling? A: Gambling implies chance. This is destiny. Q: Can I sell myself? A: You already did. Q: What’s the value of these NFTs? A: Whatever you believe. Same as life. Q: Why Europe? A: Because USB-C is mandatory here.

Q: How do I make money? A: You don’t. But someone will. Q: Is this Web3? A: It’s more like Web0.25. Q: What if no one buys my friend? A: Try rebranding them. Q: Do I need a wallet? A: Only if you want to carry your shame.

Q: Why are we doing this? A: Because someone had to. Q: Is there a whitepaper? A: Yeah, let's keep it clean.